A fork of Rural Dictionary
An ostrich that likes cock in its feathered asshole
Wow look at that gay ostrich
A man who has a small head, huge upper body, and the smallest fucking legs you'll ever see in your life.
Bro did you see that ostrich? I bet I can use his legs as toothpicks!
Is this even considered a bird because it can't fly
A bullshit version of a flamingo
Oh look an ostrich, that’s a Walmart flamingo