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Bruno

A milf with huge milkers that create zippers out of thin air. Bruno is one of the hottest people you’ll ever meet.

OMG she’s such a Bruno!”

Ikr!!!”

by starplatinumsthiccjuicyass August 02, 2021

bruno

a mysterious man who is said to be 7 feet tall with rats along his back
he disappeared out of no where after looking into the future. his tower is full of sand and stairs

person 1: who is bruno?
person 2: we dont talk about bruno.

by kitw December 31, 2021

Bruno

An absolute chad whos very being is a blessing to society. What he says is instantly reality.
also used as an adjective

Thats Very Bruno of you

by ymvme March 24, 2022

bruno

enchanto character. makes sense if you have even seen enchanto basically a name

WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO

by platapus eheh January 19, 2022

Bruno

That one dude Disney doesn't like in Luca and Encanto

Person 1: Bruno is so annoying
Person 2: that dude from the Disney movie?

by BuggyBeeBoy December 14, 2021

Bruno

Crazy boi. His fav food is probably brownies

Bruno is crazy and is bright, bold and happy

by Winter star March 22, 2022

Bruno

Someone who fumbles in the dating world.

Girl: "Heyy, Bruno, wanna come up and have a drink?"
Bruno: "No."

by Dosomar January 02, 2024