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give me that john d already

A famous line from the Netflix serie “Outer Banks” where one of the characters, JJ, tries to convince his friend, John B, that Kie, a girl who hangs out with them, is into him.

“Oh! Be so careful, John B. Oh! Just give me that John D already !”

by 🌝🌝🌝🌝 May 21, 2020

why are you giving me a handjob?

A means of expressing confusion or contempt.

Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.

Fritz: Dude, I boned your mom last night. Ah yea.
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?

by Beefy McNasty December 20, 2007

All these racks give me a boner

When all the cash/money gives you a hardon

All these racks give me a boner I'm too hard!

by niggasamuel March 11, 2019

National Give Me Head day

On November 21st, whoever is showed this definition is required to give head.

“Yo bro I showed this girl that it’s national give me head day
Yo fr??”
“Yeah bro i got the sloppiest head ever”

by qosaku November 21, 2021

National Give Me Head Day

A day in which you give others head. it is celebrated on August 22.

Happy national give me head day. you know what this means ;)

by That’s Lesbian October 20, 2020

daddy give me some more

A phrase used when a woman loves the way a man has sex with her.

When I heard my mom blurt out "daddy give me some more", I was planning on how to be a good big brother.

by Anonymous 234 February 03, 2017

zippity zoppity, give me the boppity

1. Joke slang that is similar to 'Show me the money.'

Time to get paid, son. How are you gonna ask for the raise?

Zippity zoppity, give me the boppity.

by dvill June 20, 2007