A fork of Rural Dictionary
A 100mph guy that doesn't know his arse from his elbow, or how to make a coffee
"Joey Essex was once a Peter Holmes ... "
an ambiguously gay patron of the black arts, i.e. flaming nubian prince. also reffered to as using "crackarniggarfication" as an excuse for being homosexual. assbag. dick gobbler. four time gay nubian prince awardwinner. associated with perpetual tours in iraq, and don't ask don't tell policies. former village person. known for man pleasing, male prostitution rings and having a homosexually related disease named after him (holmititis b a.k.a."nubrian fire." debilitating inflamation of the anus. a deadly disease.)
Man, SPC Rush is a real sergeant Holmes.
i can't come into work today some SGT Holmes motherfucker gave me Holmititus B.
Someone who is most beautiful and had no mouth filter, loud most of the time but a great friend. Find yourself one.
Samantha Holmes is so amazing but doesn't know when to shut up.
When you have an above average penis size.
In reference to John Holmes 🤘🏻
Wife:That's my husband TYLER LEE!
Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!
emilie holm, is the most beautiful and sweetest girl you have ever seen, she is loyal. but she thinks a lot about what others think about her.
her body is beautiful, but also private
Random Boy: send nudes
Emilie holm: BLOCKED