Country Dictionary

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Cuck Muffler

A person or object that makes sure the cuck remains quiet.

Teddy used a Cuck Muffler to silence his moans while watching his wife Tammy fuck his best friend Greg.

by Trapholebitch June 10, 2022

boomer muffler

a overly loud car, by use of the muffler being deleted usually only driven through urbanized areas and never raced.

man, im getting really sick of all these losers with their boomer muffler. im trying to sleep.

by n o i October 07, 2021

Hot Muffler

When you take a shit that's either huge, or after eating spicy foods, causing your anus to bleed.

That spicy burrito gave me such a hot muffler.

by Justhefactsmam August 03, 2017

Mufflers

The people who try to talk to you while you have headphones in

Mufflers: *blah blah blah*
You: What did you say
Mufflers: I said could you help me clean

by myrrealname March 14, 2019

Muffler

A classification of modern homosexual. A buff gym rat at a pool party, who wears shirts sizes to small - when if ever he bothers to wear a shirt. Often sporting large poorly done tribal tattoos decided upon when sped up or on poppers. Also as a species they can be quite loud. Also there is a high transormation rate into your standard bear with age.

That pack of mufflers totally just cruised you.

Do you smell that? Is it suntan lotion and sperm? Must be a pack of mufflers!

by Davidbrianpalmspring April 11, 2010

Muffler

A very loosely rolled blunt with a open mouth piece for maximum air wave "big hits".

Did you roll that blun?. Yes be careful how you hit it it's a muffler.

by PTDubb March 01, 2020

muffler.

Another definition which proves how Degenerate men are

The definitions for muffler. are Degenerate

by Anonymus_ May 20, 2021