Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Couch Quake

the movements or rumbles one feels on the opposite side of the couch during a nestled flatulance.

She said "EWW, don't get up, I felt that couch quake all the way over here !"

by Big Brada November 27, 2012

Quake & Bake

A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.

Yeah bro, I totally quake & bake that Quaker bitch last night.

by poopynutnacho September 09, 2022

hurri-quake

A disaster when a hurricane hits then a earthquake hits with it

*Random person* How can a hurricane and earthquake happen all together?
*Me* you call that a hurri-quake

by John da dude August 20, 2023

Quaking Japan

Japan has sustained so many strong earthquakes spring of 2011 that is has been dubbed quaking Japan.

The tsunamis that resulted destroyed numerous parts of Japan and was followed by a meltdown at the nuclear plant, further damaging the country. All these horrible and powerful events have left Japan quaking in their boots, witnessing the sublime of nature.

Have you heard about quaking Japan's nuclear crisis?

Poor quaking Japan.

We should all donate to help relief efforts in quaking Japan!

by fanxy April 08, 2011

bath quake

BASICALLY THE SAME THING AS AN EARTHQUAKE , but way less messy, you take a bath, and, splash the water all around causing it to get all over everything!!! the floor, the walls, everything!!

instead of a regular bath, she took a bath quake and made a mess everywhere!!

by lesser of 2 eviles April 11, 2016

Quake Quake

A term used to discribe something that happend a long time ago.

brudda, Lakers hasn't won since quake quake, they are shit

by Foutens212 January 15, 2022