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sparrow

the bird that Mao Zedong tried to kill because they were destroying China's crops, but he ended up destroying the ecosystem. More crops ended up being eaten by insects.

Don't kill sparrows. Mao Zedong tried, and ended up causing something much worse.

by hahaX6X10^23 May 12, 2019

sparrow

this man had a very large penis, i saw it myself. Sparrow bo barrow my love, my life. You have the biggest most juiciest fattest dick ive ever licked apon. Please, help me raise our spawn for the rest of our life my beautiful discord kitten. Let me sucketh on that cock.

sparrow likes to take it up the ass (my giant cock)

by mommy6465859 July 25, 2022

sparrow

sparrow is the name of a hot ass bitch that will bang you up.

sparrow is hella scrumchus

by pseudonymlol50596good October 10, 2022

Shane M Sparrow

Better than awesome . Kryptonian, Breathtaking, Prodigious, Phenominal, Badass, Legendary

Batman channelled his inner Shane M Sparrow and saved the days

by Wesleepipes June 02, 2018

pluck my own sparrows

Waxing your testicles

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows

by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021

Hungry Sparrow

(Noun) a character in the world of penis puppetry. The hungry sparrow can only be created from an uncircumcised penis. The puppeteer grabs the very tip of the uncircumcised penis separating the flaps of foreskin thereby creating an opening, whilst pulling the penis directly upward. The result is the appearance of a hungry sparrow yearning sky ward, looking for his Mom and the promise of food. A puppeteer with advanced skills can manipulate the foreskin in a manner that when combined with bird calls truly brings the hungry sparrow to life.

When he gets drunk he runs around the party showing everyone his hungry sparrow. It is just not cool.

by Angus McCracken February 08, 2020

Sparrow Jacked

When something is stolen from you, but you don't realize it until a little while later.

Derived from the term "jacked" (meaning stolen) and Jack Sparrow, the sneaky dude from the Pirates movies.

"Aw man, you just got Sparrow Jacked! Did you even know that Steve stole your underwear?"

by Muffins + Nik Furious February 19, 2009