A fork of Rural Dictionary
Misty is one of the greatest girls you’ll ever know, she’s kind, caring and beautiful.
She always makes you smile even when times are tough and she is the ultimate friend, girlfriend or wife.
Misty will cook you food and eat half of it before you can say anything but that’s ok because she’s Misty, she will bring you choccy milk when you’re sad just to cheer you up.
Misty loves cheese so beware, any unprotected cheese will be consumed within moments.
Hey, have you seen Misty?
No, she’s probably eating cheese or helping a homeless person.
She is love
She is heart
She is laughter
She is tears
The one with whom to share the.years
She is family
She is loyal
She's a queen
An absolute Royal.
Here comes Misty
She will make everything better
A name commonly used by strippers/prostitutes
I went to the strip club and saw my main girl misty
When you cut the fool, and immediately get called out for it and blocked.
Don't make up a string of lies trying to get the girl outta your league, or you'll find yourself getting misty'd.
The act of ejaculating into a house fan from behind while someone is cleaning something in front of it.
Bonnie was cleaning the dining room table off and jake couldn’t help but give her the misty maid
A $20 dirty white w**** from lacoochee Florida she's well known from Dade City all the way to Webster Florida watch out ladies cuz if your man brings this one home you might be missing all your Victorious Secret bras and your Nike shoes mascara and Foundation. when your done with her and give her a ride home her man will be scoping out your house. And don't worry man if you ain't got a $20 its okay just make sure you have a nice piece of ice. She's down for that too just make sure you have a piece of glass or a shot that she can put that ice in to use.
A white girl that works for money misty Green