A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Adj.) Used to describe two very closely connected things, things that can never be separated by distance, time, emotions, hurricanes, tornadoes, Darth Vader, or big farts. A zelda and link relationship is one that will hold strong and true forever.
"OMG look at this video that Petey made me!"
"Awwww that is SO zelda and link of him!"
"OMG look at this video that Petey made me!"
"Awwww that is SO zelda and link of him!"
Hes a dickler tickler, Has a tiny peepee and stuck it in a pepsi can once its that small. Has no left coconut only has a but, will always have the V card.
Circumsiced,
Also really likes prostate exams!
Someone: how dare you! U stole my nintendo 64! U dirty zelda!
A little arc en ciel from syria and gona explose two man from siberia so i need to raconte you une histoire , that storry is a storry abouteuh zeldo zeldo is a little pneus from michelin u know the big constructeur of pneus she have the particuliarité de drifté on the flooor assez fast , she got 98 on drift and 77 d'adherence u can reconnaitre un pneus zelda when u ear the RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRIRIRIRIRIRIRII on the discord channel.
Fuck Zelda
Usually a very good looking lady with ocean blue eyes and the heart of an Angel even though all of this is true she has a resting bitch face that can kill you she is the most loving person in the world and she is absolutely wifey material but she will never say when she is wrong so get ready to say you are sorry alot to stop a fight so even with all that is said she is a keeper
That Ru-Zelda is one sexy ass hoe