Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Village Idiot

Maureen from work.

Maureen you have a call on line 1, they are looking for their Village Idiot!!!!

by summer girl January 24, 2012

idiot farm

Pretty self explanatory as to what a modern American college has become, with its high cost and party expectation

Берем дуб, выпускаем липу is a perfect Russian translation of what an idiot farm is designed to do. The phrase literally means you "take an oak -дуб in russian- ( an oak in Russian is also a stupid individual ) and produce a linden tree- липу in Russian- (a linden in Russian is also called a fake intellectual)".

by Sexydimma October 03, 2024

Idiot Proof

adj. - A task made so simple any idiot should be able to complete sucessfully. v. - To remove any thought or doubt from a task so that any idiot can complete the task sucessfully. n. - The evidence that a person is an idiot for relying on an idiot to perform a task that needs to be "idiot proof."

We need to measure and mark everything for the subcontractor I'll be paying money to build this tomorrow. Make it idiot proof for them.

by Miss Management September 15, 2022

idiotically intelligent

Idiotically intelligent means that in dumb situations like setting a can of soup on fire with pepper spray you know what to do and you're smart in that situation. We can also mean two smart to be done but too dumb to be smart

Do you know how that squirrel jumped through Emma's window and snatched her pizza she was so idiotically intelligent by smacking the squirrel with a book becky's idiotically intelligent

by beanyweeni September 13, 2022

I’m an idiot

Do not talk to me

I’m an idiot. Gotta stand on the stage

by WorseThanHitler October 24, 2020

idiot friendly

Something idiots can use with ease.

M: I am wondering what to get R for his birthday. He is such a klutz. J: Get him the new *phone, it's real idiot friendly.

by clarakent June 12, 2011