A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Verb) The act of punk texting. Similar to that of drunk texting, to send a punk text is to make an ass of yourself via text message without being able to use the excuse that you were intoxicated while doing so. Sadly, a Punk Text is sent with a premeditated and completely coherent purpose.
Tarzan: "I think I might have punk dialed you lastnight after punk texting the person I stole this phone from."
Maryjane: "I already punkassumed you were going to."
When Darlene starts texting in a group text and everyone stops because she is an idiot and no one likes her
We were all laughing our asses off in a group text until Darlene said something totally stupid and there was an immediate text silence...
Lying or "enhancing" aspects of you life to impress opposite sex
This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc
a text coming from someone under the influence of any narcotic stimulant that does not have an end or punctuation
Man brandon was so geeked he sent me 8 texts at once filled with jibberish they were tweaker texts