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central billing theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.

Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!

by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024

Central Billing Theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.

Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!

by epluribusnihilo August 16, 2024

Bill & Wade Productions

Bill & Wade Productions is a short film company that has directed and produced several semi-famous films. I.E. "The Stuph", "Bush in my Bed", and newest "The Run". It was formed by two seventeen year old highschool students (Bill & Wade) in North Carolina. The material for their films is usually random and pointless. But none the less funny. You can see all their work at their myspace page. www.myspace.com/billandwade

Random person- "Dude have you seen dat movie dat be on enturnet? its funny!

other Random person- "yeah "The Stuph"? Its so funny!!! I laughed till i puked! Its by Bill & Wade Productions! They make all kinds of funny films!

Random person- "Thanks man!"

by Randolph Sherman November 13, 2007

It's no Bill Tuperia

Bill Tuperia is the best that any one given thing can be in a given category. When something is described as "no Bill Tuperia", then it is not seen as the greatest example of said thing.

I had a meal at that new Italian place in town. It was good but it's no Bill Tuperia.

by SkinnyMatt November 19, 2021

Handsome Bill

Being the best-looking guy at your job, often attracting unwanted sexual advances from co-workers. So-called due to the potential for others slipping paper currency in the back of one's pants.

Dude, that Mike is such a Handsome Bill, Kathy slipped him a 20 yesterday.

Don't be made because I got the raise instead of you, I'm the Handsome Bill around here.

Don't even come in here acting like you're the Handsome Bill, you haven't had a date in months.

by ThaRu October 01, 2012

bill cartier

mid person who makes good beats

you know that bill cartier? he’s mid

by user123:) April 17, 2022

Bill Shitting

When somebody lies outright about settling a debt or bill that they have not even attempting to do so.

Dude, are you Bill Shitting me. Pay the fucking invoice!

by Gandgty January 12, 2022