A fork of Rural Dictionary
Women who will throw hands at a Bath and Body Works (or similar retail outlet) for cutting in line or taking their favorite scent.
These Candle Karen’s are our of control, they were throwing hands at Bath and Body works for being cut in line.
This Candle Karen assaulted an employee at Scottsdale Fashion Square.
The process of destroying a Karen's goal of complaining or uselessly injecting herself into any conversation. Then throwing their opinion out along with acting as if yours is subpar. In general not minding their own business.
This process requires firm action and tone, with a confrontational demeanor.
Direct subject matter focus.
Passively Aggressively calling them disrespectful names. I.E. " See you next tuesday"
FIRMLY shutting them down by insistence they mind their own business and take care of their own.
Providing evidence if needed. I.E. " the height requirement is here, my son is shorter than the arrow you fool"
Then turning away as she continues and ignoring her.
Imagine yourself at the local McDonalds. Your kids are playing in the Mc'Ds play place gettinf it. Sweaty, covid on their hands. In walks.. Karen. Karen begins to complain of child's height in McDonald's play place.
" omg your kid is to big. He's gonna hurt my kids. He needs to get out of their!"
From there the threat of management is projected through her slightly off white teeth, polluting the atmosphere with even more bulleshit.
Your child comes over with additional complaint.
" Dad, she yelled at me and told me to get put of the park"
You press for clarity as a dad would.
" what did she say exactly?"
" she said I'm to big and I'm gonna hurt her kids. She said I better not hurt them "
From there the rage boils. Time to Krush.
You March over, firm, brow down. Lips somewhat pursed and inhaling deeply.
" don't ever tell my son anything. Mind your business Karen. The height is posted right there! My son is shorter than the requirement"
From there you ask your son to come over and stand at the measuring chart. He is of course shorter.
" oh no..it looks like he's shorter. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. "
Karen Krushing
Children raised by a Karen; usually take the entitled characteristics of a Karen.
Did you see that Karen demonspawn throw a fit in front of the grocery store.
The instant shame you feel when you realize you where the Karen of an argument.
The "Karen Remorse" hit me hard after arguing with the grocery store cashier about a coupon. I didn't realize the coupon was expired.
Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”
Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!
The Karen snipe is a troll vehicle that emerged from the Grand Theft Auto V fandom. The Karen snipe is used to troll noob players of grand theft auto online. The pro player tells the noob that their is a super rare vehicle and the only way to find it is by doing something stupid until they realize.
Noob: hi fellow player, do you know the rarest vehicle in this game
Pro player: yes, it's a vehicle called the Karen snipe
When Karen is on the loose ready to strike .
Karen is traveling and ready to get angry at anybody in her path.
She is free range care and shopping getting angry with the help.
Free range Karen is unleashed and unhinged.
I feel sorry for the people at the resort she is a free range Karen.
Watch out free range Karen is on vacation.