Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Idiot bones

Slang used in the description of a moronic action or person.

"Damn man, that boy actin' straight idiot bones with that attitude."

by ColdHeretic April 08, 2017

stupid dam fucking idiot

stupid dam fucking idiot

;zsdhaowkdwastupid dam fucking idiot

by vkd;zkcz;ksc'pakcp March 25, 2019

Idioted

This word is used to mock someone after playing a prank or trick on them, it is intended as a joke, but calls you a dumb idiot.

A: "GET IDIOTED IDIOT!" Person A said after Person B said something stupid

by RayIsBoredOnGoogle April 13, 2020

Eggshelled-idiot

A person who tries to use the shell of an egg as a hat.

Child: "Mom look at my new hat!"
Mother: *cocks shotgun*
Mother: "No son of mine is an eggshelled-idiot."

by Hamino999 November 03, 2021

einsteins idiot

If someone is an einstein idiot, they are stupid put occasionally say something super smart.

einsteins idiot: "bro, cigarret companys kill they best customers"
person 2: "bro, that was some einstein idiot energy"

by nebisjammin January 09, 2021

Idiot Ring

An Idiot Ring is a ring shaped mark (usually in the form that of a bruise)created by the kick of a scoped gun (primarily rifles) after the person shooting said gun put their eye too close to the scope,

Will forgot to keep some distance from his muzzleloader’s scope and got a gnarly Idiot Ring.

by DaddyMortal November 10, 2021