A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you’re in a terrible situation
Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.
a rock hard (muscled) short person
happy birthday, short rock! you're such a beast!!! i love you!!!
big monkey man. he sucks a fortnite. i love monkeys
short brenden he suck’s a fortnite
The act of getting excessively wasted. Generally associated with psychedelics.
How was your weekend? Great until I took the high dive off the short bus.
When you can see a man’s bulge through his pants
“Bro check out Jason’s gourd shorts, he’s packing a foot-long in there!”