A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.
Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.
It is a food which consists of a sausage wrapped in pastrami and is a great midnight snack. Pig in a cow is an amazing food.
I’m really hungry so i’m gonna have the best food in the world, pig in a cow.
the best drink for ur body, it makes u feel juicy and big, like a champion
To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.
I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.
Preforming a sexual act on yourself or someone else; The specifications of the act is dependent on the context the term is used in (not gender specific)
Hey buddy! Can I come over to your place later and then maybe tip each other’s cows?
Sure thing bud! I love tipping a cow!