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Holy Cow

A bbw who prays over your meat before devouring it.

Have you seen Jill Scott handle a microphone, Holy Cow!

by Cocky Roach August 01, 2024

Holy Cow

A bbw who prays over your meat before devouring it.

Have you seen Jill Scott handle a microphone, Holy Cow!

by Cocky Roach August 01, 2024

Holy Lifton

Something my grandpa says. I think it’s from north Ontario

“hey Bernard just died. He was ran over a car and eaten by raccoons

“Holy Lifton!”

by Dequav10us November 20, 2023

Holy Buckets

An Illinois based HALAL chicken joint chain

We grabbed some lunch at Holy Buckets.

by AdamAlistair July 30, 2024

The Holy Highble

The complete and holy code of stoner conduct
It is filled with popular stoner rules, terminology and etiquette.

Some popular content includes:

Puff puff pass (rule)
Roller, Doner, Stoner (rule)
Though shalt never ash the hash (cardinal sin)
Etc.

Although the highble should be the number 1 best seller of all time, it has never been written (since stoners can never get anything done). However it’s word and oral tradition lives on in the hearts of all stoners everywhere.

Stoner 1: “Yo pass the joint bro”
Stoner 2 “You are on my left and as it says in the Holy Highble, in the book of seshulations, tract 7, verse 4
“Though shalt respect the rules of right by night, sorry bro. ”

by ItsDoubleG April 16, 2023

Holy Choly

A person who preaches the word of the lord and does the opposite, all while he/she denies being Russian.

Person 1: It's what the lord wants.
Person 2: Are you a Holy Choly?
Person 1: No, no, no.
Person 2: Are you Russian?
Person 1: No!

by TheDeadYeti April 17, 2021