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Driving like Holy Family

It means to speed over potholes.

It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.

Officer: okay so who is responsible for this accident?

Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.

by Sacredfart June 19, 2023

Holy crash

Instead of saying holy shit say holy crash and everything will be ok

They just got into a fight holy crash when are they going stop

by Trinxdy1 November 08, 2019

Holy Crash

Instead of saying "Holy Crap" it goes "Holy Crash"

Holy Crash, Holy Crap

by K3 1 97 11 March 30, 2022

oh holy Magī am I

A deap and humble greatfulness with true honor and appreciation said ONLY by THE MAGISTRATE. To in any way repeat it should only mean that you did not understand that it was "her Magesty"s personal appreciation of all that is to her. Other wise you do understand that it would be considered rude and disrespectful to not have your own personal spiritual conceptual unit for your gratitude of what relationship you have personally.

It is its own sentence! Oh holy Magī am I.

by Finnly December 07, 2023

Holy Weed

A person that is cool but can get carried away when high kicks in

My friend was such an Holy Weed when he got drunk and nearly did his future

by quhfhjsbfkj June 11, 2020

holy weed

The process of ripping a page out of the Bible and rolling it into a blunt.

Did you see what Blake did at that party? Yeah man he must have smoked some holy weed.

by Ruen March 15, 2017

Holy trinity middle school (ht)

Holy trinity is the catholic middle school in Charlotte. It is where the weird kids go. Holy trinity is full of rich white girls that juul, fights on the field, and random drama. Slutty girls that wear their skirts to short and gay TikTok boys.

Oh shit, you go to Holy trinity middle school (ht)aw nah I can’t fuck wit y’all.

I don’t know any black peopleI go to HT.

by Joesephmother69waterballoon October 31, 2019