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dominic short

See Jesus Christ.

Dominic short was mistaken for Jesus Christ one day when he went for fish and chips. He could not feed the masses and was subsequently crucified on the side of a Lidl.

by The Crimson Rag June 05, 2021

short me out

O.G. prison phrase that means "Don't throw down that cigarette when you are done, give it to me so I can get that last drag, or two".

Meghan; "Kylie don't drop that butt, short me out."

by rnnrdad October 13, 2023

Give your short friend a hoodie day

๐Ž๐ง ๐€๐ฉ๐ซ๐ข๐ฅ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ•๐ญ๐ก, ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐ ๐š ๐ก๐จ๐จ๐๐ข๐ž ๐จ๐ซ ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ˆ ๐›๐ž๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ'๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ž ๐œ๐ก๐ข๐œ๐ค.

give your short friend a hoodie day

by Bofa Deez Nutz April 25, 2022

Eat my shorts

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say โ€œoh my god eat my shortsโ€

Person 1-โ€œwanna fuckโ€
Person2-โ€œI donโ€™t knowโ€
Person 1-โ€œeat my shortsโ€

by Kagsldvkabdjd December 17, 2017

Short Position Complex

The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.

Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.

by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022

Shit & Shorts

Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit

Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to readerโ€™s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping ๐Ÿ’ฉ. The term evolved once the era of โ€œtik-tokโ€ had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a โ€œfake it tillโ€™ you make itโ€ foundation and shared mindset

How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.

Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.

Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.

by April 06, 2023