Country Dictionary

Microsoft bullshit.

Unpleasant stuff Microsoft ships with its software and there being little you can do about it.

I like windows but I really hate all that m$bs that comes with it

What a douchebag calls it when they’re reminded that minorities exist

“Ugh this new movie is so bad it’s just woke propaganda virtue signalling political bs!” - Kevin, after watching Lightyear

A cerebral device used to indicate when someone is lying in order to avoid, circumvent or mitigate negative circumstances.

There is no sense in lying to this customer. Just acknowledge the error . The Director of Operations has a very sensitive BS antenna.

when you pity date a guy that you show no interest in and/or don’t have feelings for. (stands for bullshit boyfriend)

Ah jeez, another BS BF? Please stop, Barbara.

Fake virus to cover something up

He said he had a virus on his phone I think it’s a BS virus. He only says it when he’s hiding stuff and tries to lie his way out

When someone constantly over-exaggerates stories as an attempt of social benefit. Unfortunately it usually backfires with listener end up shaking their heads in disbelief.

“Not only did my dad put a V8 engine in his Mini moke, we went to a water park too.”

“Oh really? that’s crazy how an engine would fit inside such a small car”

“Yeah it’s pretty great, we drove over to the skate park in it and decided to take it up a ramp and we got air”

“Right… you’re obviously BS Warding.”