Country Dictionary

Someone who, is of the upper class bogan, instead of wearing the classic poor fitting, black band tshirts, they explore the alternative white tshirt whilst listening to the rock and working on cars

Hes not just a bogan, hes a white collar bogan

A Australian Launguage Spoken By 99% Of Aussies Mostly Used To Be A Asshole Or To Get Through To Someone With A Thick Head

oi look at those bloody bogan's

To mess up or to fail

He boganned up his free throw

A slang Austrlian word for a hilbilly with a mullet living off durries and centrelink

did the bogan get his centrelink payment and durries today? if not lock the doors.

australian slang for a hillbilly with a mullet that lives off durries and centrelink payments.

remember, the bogan down the street just got let off probation so lock up the house.

fat and ugly and very weird disgusting creature that lives in schools, and escapes and runs from my friend. very fat and humongous, and i’ve located the ones that have blonde hair.

“ dang i hate mike over there, he is such a bogan! “
“ yeah you’re totally right he is a bogan! “

“Bogan” is a state of mind that leads to suboptimal outcomes. Below is snap shots of the inner bogan mindset and what behaviours non-bogan observe.

Bogans think non-bogans are condensing, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are la-di-dah, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are incomprehensible, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are in need of more drugs, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are nerds, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are hostile, because we are

Non-bogans think bogans are clue less, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are uncouth, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are incomprehensible, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are substance addicted, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are canon fodder, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are dangerous, because they are

Stereotypes are only 50% right. You might rail against racism/sexism/homophobia/tofu, but do not forget to reach out a shake the hand of someone from the other side of the tracks. They may become your best friend.
Cheers big-ears

Bogan: What ya looking at ya poofter
Non-bogan: You, mate. You have a shite load of skill to still have no broken bones from 250 failed tabletops
Bogan: You countin' at that were ya ya cunt?
Non-bogan: No, mate. I lost count at about 50. The remainder is an estimate based on time take for those 50.

Bogan: Then it's all good, mate, eh. Ya wanna beer?