A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you go out with someone just to get a meal and maybe some extras out of it.
Dine n' Smash: Last night I met this hottie named Rachel. Dang she was fine. I asked her out to dinner lookin for something serious out of it and she happily agreed (though her stomach growled right before she said yes but I'm sure it meant nothing) I took her out to eat at my favorite place, (generic fancy restraunt name that is only still open because the drinks alone are $10) so we eat and we're having a good time. I ask her back to my place and she says "ya okay" (keep in mind I reached for the check). We get back to my apartment and I get my keys out to open the door. The. Out of no where she becomes the flash and books it away and leaves my all alone with nothing but the clothes on my back, and my $3 to go box of $100 1 ounce steak.
The art of stuffing another persons asshole with Copenhagen, preferably Southern Blend, and then giving a rim job to extract the dip, and then dipped.
Hey, I got you a birthday present, and it has something to do with Southern Dining...
The dining in is a formal event for all unit members, male and female; though some specialized mess nights can be officer- or enlisted-only.
"Man that dining in night sucked shit. There was no banter"
When you indulge in texting/using phone while having dinner with your family. Your Asian mother would hit you with a pan or slap you in the face.
Azra, why do you always text and dine?
Dine is a special person. She is soft on the inside but has a hard shell. She seeks out toxic people and toxic places. She is an amazing person but she can be dumb sometimes. We all love her but she needs our constant guidance or else she would drown herself in alcohol an negative thoughts
Him; did u hear about dine recently? Her; oh yeah she’s back with her toxic ex but I miss her Him; we should put her full with alcohol again…
Dine is a special person. She is soft on the inside but has a hard shell. She seeks out toxic people and toxic places. She is an amazing person but she can be dumb sometimes. We all love her but she needs our constant guidance or else she would drown herself in alcohol an negative thoughts
Him; did u hear about dine recently? Her; oh yeah she’s back with her toxic ex but I miss her Him; we should put her full with alcohol again…