A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another word for an asshole from Australian slang.
Bro 1. Man that Matt Brown guy is such an asshole.
Bro 2. Yeah, hes an absolute FRECKLE
Concentrated gathering of useless individuals
The C-suite at the State department? Parasitic freckle of cunts.
When the blue porta potty water splashes up to your butt sheeks.
I took a big dump in the porta potty, and the splash gave me Smurf Freckles.
When you want to say something funny but can’t come up with it fast enough. Say this instead.
Person A: “You’ve got mad bed head.”
Person B: “… Yeah, well… Freckle sweats.”
the act of placing two jump lead cables (attched to a car battery) to a girls nipples a zap them to the point they fall of
i gave that bitch some crispy freckles last night
When you poop into a pair of panty hose or stocking, and then smack your naked partner with it.
I heard she gave him a Freckled Muffin last night!
A person that contains sheeshes inside of them
He is a freckle frace!