A fork of Rural Dictionary
Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.
Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
A diagnosis given to males who are unable to connect with their partner on an emotional level during sexual intercourse, resulting in thrusting at a rapid pace in order to ejaculate.
He pounded me so hard last night that my pussy felt like a construction site; I think he might have jackhammer disorder.
What my boyfriend wants me to do to him daily...
My boyfriend namethan wants me to Albuquerque jackhammer his face every day and I think I will because it's really really good!!
The sexual act of defecating on a subjects chest, followed by rapidly inserting a penis into the feces pile.
I gave her the steam jackhammer, she was ok with it until I finished her off with a dirty Sanchez.
When you fuck her so hard she bleeds
I can't wait to go home and spicy jackhammer my girl
A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.
Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.