A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your Amazon box includes a hot pink dildo that you didn’t expect
I opened my Amazon box expecting my tiny Miata navigation chip but it was a big black box. I said to my ho, bitch did you buy cookies on my account again? She said, no that’s a Jammie Dodger!
When you're avoiding having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle.
Friend 1: "Hey bro you fucked your girlfriend recently?"
Friend 2: "Nah man I'm a jammie dodger at the moment cause she's on her period"
1. The act of putting jam on your dick/ strap on and skull fcking the other person
2. A British biscuit with jam at the center
HEY DR FAGGOT!
What?
I JUST JAMMIE DODGER'D YOUR SLAVE
Why?
SHE PROVOKED ME! HER BOOBS WERE ON MY PYTHON AND SHE GOT BIT
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