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fish monger

A midevil time pimp. The original word fishmonger means somebody who sells fish. Also known as pimps. Also, the origin for a group called F.M.A. or fish mongers anonymous.

(1) Those fish monger's from fma be gettin it done with the ladies. (2) If a lady needs protection tell her to hit up the closest fish monger. (3) Damn dog, i've been on my feet all day with the crusades, then have to go home and hear my girl nag. I think i'm gonna talk to a fish monger and have him get a girl to please my ass.

by Kiefer W aka K-fo March 28, 2007

pecker monger

one who sells peckers for a profit

John is a pecker monger

by Alexius November 07, 2003

gooch monger

also a preson who would glady engage in sexual activities with other men involving the use of his gooch.

"what now"(nathen) "why dont you go fuck your fellow gooch monger tyler."(Straight people)

by andy!!!!! September 14, 2006

Ass monger

One who craves and obsesses about ass. They may even smell like ass...

Andy is stronger than any known gorilla and ass monger.

by Money September 07, 2003

fish monger

A guy who likes a rank rotten twat.

Steve will nail anything. He is a total fish monger.

by jackel_inthebox March 05, 2006

dick mongerer

A man is so in love with dicks he cant spend one minute without being next to one.

Dude some hobo I met, I thought he was cool, but he was just some lame Dick mongerer

by asian inductee June 05, 2010

sex monger

someone that has a fantasy about sex while monging! (see mong)

im having a sex mong go away.

by samydoot March 23, 2005