A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bruno is a weird guy he has a lot of pain in his heart but will never show it off, he is a bit shy, but in the cute way!!! He is very good looking! He enjoys listening to music, he never opens up to anyone because he fears they’ll betray him or laugh at him, loves traveling, he’s soulmate is and will forever be a Valentina or a Ivana , Bruno has a small dick!!!!!! but don’t worry your soulmate weather it’s Valentina or ivana will love you anyway. The only person that really likes him because of the person who he is is Valentina or Ivana the other ones just like him because of convenience ( he’ll notice once he starts giving Ivana or Valentina the chance to know each other better)
Bruno loves Valentina
Bruno always makes plans at last minute
Bruno is really mean
The guy who we do not talk about
Pepa: We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no
We don't talk about Bruno
a nickname for master splinter a boy whos a rat and trains four turtles
Stranger: So where do you live bruno?
Master Splinter: in the sewer with my sons
Refers to someone you must not talk about.
-Hey, I see Jeff last night and...
-Don't mention Jeff, he's a Bruno.
-What? What's a Bruno?
-We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!
The name of the voices schizophrenic people hear in there head.
Alberto, the Italian schizophrenic, said, "Silenzio Bruno!"
A little ass face who thinks he owns the world. Not to be confused with a timothy. Bruno walks around with his mouth hanging open and likes to call people "gay fucks," even though we all know he was cuddling with martin. Thinks he's hot, but in reality he is really short, like, 4 foot 3
Guy 1: "you are such a gay fuck"
Guy 2: "stop being such a Bruno"