A fork of Rural Dictionary
Def 1: An extreme form of a chode. Extreme to the point that the penis does not exceed 1 1/2 inches in length and ranges from 3-4 inches in width.
Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.
Jean Paul Aller is a perfect example of a Hockey Puck Dick. Jean Paul Aller has a Hockey Puck Dick
A term that is used in the show Family Guy: Hockey Cop.
Peter Griffin: Puck you! Get the puck out of my neighborhood! Go puck yourself!
avoiding the real word fuck, as to not get in trouble.
beating around the bush with a swear word.
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Jonah : puck you sir.
Principal : What was that Jonah.?
Jonah : i said puck you sir.
Principal : well Jonah you just broke your promise and now you have to go to the office.
Jonah: but sir i said puck you, not fuck you.. You homo.
A flavour of civic nationalism that Canadian & American globalist sell to the ethnic, religious, and gender fluid mosaic of tax payers known as Canadian citizens.
“You Brits get sold Bulldog nationism eh? O ya we leafs get something similar “hockey puck nationalism” don’t ya know”
“You heard? Next olympics is in Beijing eh, perfect symbolism. Hockey Puck Nationalism: Design in an American corporate office, Made in China. Like all the medical equipment we needed during the rona virus.”
This term means to get a girl so wet that a hockey puck itself would stick to her panties.
Fred got that bitch so horny it was like a hockey puck in the droors.