A fork of Rural Dictionary
the secret of a soul is a blogging site for tumblr users ... nobody knows what this person looks like, all we know is that its a she, and she sometimes goes by the name of "Fran" but spelt "Fraan" her blog is filled with inspiring messages posted withen text and photo, she is very loved by all her followers and is known to be kind and caring and very beautiful to those who have seen her face.
the secret of a soul posted a meaningfull messaage
When you go to a more anonymous or out of the way bathroom rather than the one you usually frequent solely to take a dump (grumpy) with more impunity due to intensity, privacy or psychological reasons.
"Hey, I was down on the 15th floor and I caught Jeff coming out of the bathroom, he must have had some bad food for lunch or childhood issues for him to take a secret grumpy."
When someone extremely small and scrawny has an enormous penis, or generally when someone has a much larger penis than expected.
Aaron never had much luck with the ladies. He was short (only about 5"3) and very skinny. One day the girls at his university dorm caught a glimpse of his secret pork. He got an STD within a week.
when someone is secretly trying to get you fired and/or ruin your life
I've had a secret adfirer at every job I've ever had, and it's ALWAYS a woman!
The store where guys buy grey sweat pants to show off their shlongs. Also known as the Nike store.
Chad: dude I need to go to dicktorias secret, it’s that time of the year again
A person who is a hoe, but does it to the point that no one knows.
Aye yo Samantha a secret hoe.
Are you sure? She don't be doing anything.