A fork of Rural Dictionary
Whimsical ferret's foot is used to describe people who are faggots like Jason.
If you're Jason Peng, you're a whimsical ferret's foot.
This is a well known yorkshirism. The etymology of this word dates back to the 16th century when the then monarchs would descend upon the northern territories in order to further their hunts. It was a well known practise for them to disguise themselves as 'peasants' by donning stolen goods they would take from their subjects and covering their faces with ash from the fire. They would add a ferret at their heel to complete the picture and ensure that none in the villages would suspect their entry. The ferret was meant to symbolise earth and good nature amongst the then pagan beliefs which had percolated through the northern territories. After completing this disguise the regent would take to stalking the lower classes for prey.
If I'd have seen the ferret at the heel, things would have been different.
all night sf hipster party with:
thiggurretz (american spirithz), thimpler timez
no parentz
photographs by the holy mountain
white pants. leathur pants. no pants.
cutoffs, tank-topthz, beanies, silk-screened teezz!!!
leather jackethz, DEEJAAAYZ sppininn da beetz!
---MOCCATHINZZ!!!!---
cool asians
white ppl
gay people
minimal latinos
1 black person
and the keystone to any rager- a FERRET manngg!
-ey mang what u doin later tonight?
-FERRET RAGER ON ULLOA!!!!
An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
Project Satan; One who looks solely like a rat, marks for raven, and has the personality of wet dog shit
This rat faced ferret LOST TO R*O ROFL!