A fork of Rural Dictionary
Timmy swung his Purple Headed yogurt slinger in my face right before he blew his load.
noun: thing used to put in a woman's mouth, ass, or pussy
Wow! Shes hot! Id like to stick my purple headed yogurt slinger in her ass.
The male genitilia, or commonly known as the male penis. Often used to describe such a penis that is large in both length and width.
Don't mess with that sucka, he'll slap you silly with his purple-headed yogo slinger!
Something with a purple head that slings yogurt, preferably white yogurt.
Whatch this babe!
*Shplat*
Ewwww!
penis, booner, dick, cock, padro, pecker, winer, johnson, mr. mushroom head, anaconda, baby arm, baby maker, bud, chub, ding-a-ling, dong, hard on, jimmy,joystick,
look at that purple headed yogurt slinger
Simply, an ejaculation.
Just thinking about Mary gave Mark a purple headed yogurt slinger.