Country Dictionary

A tall guy that spits in your face. Was said that the government created covid just to put a mask on his face.

shut up, Darwin!

macOS is jealous

macOS really has a huge crush on Darwin, many times it's been inside its yk what

Darwin is potty word.

Cohen: He looks like Darwin

Ben: What the freak dude you can’t say that it’s a potty word you get in troubles

Cohen: What

Likes the taste of blood. Gets excited when seeing the red liquid and gets hasty to try it out and see how it tastes. A true adventurer and exotic blood taster.

"I go Darwin when I see that she has her period "
"Damn bro, did you seriously Darwin when you saw her bleed?"
"I faint when I see blood, but he Darwins the moment he sees it"

He may be a walking troll but hes the most amazing entertaining friend to play games with and talk to.

Person1:Hey yk Darwin right?
Person2: Yea that dude whos always trolling people.

short, wears a finger condom that meant to be on a pinky on his penis but its not about the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean

i have a Darwin sized penis.

Darwin/darwining is a verb that means ghosting someone most for no apperant reason.

Friend 1: Did he answer your text?
Friend 2: Nah
F1 : There is no way did this mf just darwined us?
F2: Well he isn't answering his phone too so yeah I'd say he darwined the shit out of us.