A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.
(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud
Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”
1. a man who exclusively goes after fat chicks, 100 fat chicks or 10 really fat chicks
2. a word that you use to confound someone and make them do a double take and say, "wait, what?"
Steve is a jumbo snatcher have you seen his last 100 hook ups, or more shocking his last 10?
Jon, "Chris you must do a lot of jumbo snatching!"
Chris, "wait, what?"
An extra large can of pop (tango most of the time, sometimes orange, sometimes apple and even juice berry on the odd occassion)
"A can of jumbo tango please, could u make it juiceberry u fucking asshole, last time i was hear u gave me fucking wanky apple, i hate u, ur a fucking animal."
A phrase you can use when something went wrong, or when you are dissatisfied with the current course of actions
- There was no announcment of Garten of Banban V yet...
- Jumbo Josh... I was hoping they would drop it during Halloween
Used for silencing goofy people by shoving a pair up their nostrils. Can be tipped with hot sauce to potentially clear the sinuses and provide a smoking buzz.
Colin: "Yoo you guys want some Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds?"
Chris: "Yo Nick, get the fucking Jumbo Shrimp. This dude Colin needs to be silenced now."
Nick: "You want the hot sauce too?"
Chris: " Yeah this dude definitely needs it."