A fork of Rural Dictionary
Taste me, please?!? 2 oz. infused hot dog water 1! oz. sweet pepper relish SHAKE Prepare martini glass /Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\ Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker Take shot of vodka Make a hot dog octopus SHAKE THAT SHAKE IT… Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)
Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward? It’s good, like five people have already tried it
When you put hand sanitizer in your mouth and make out with the person next to you
Hey do you want a mouthwash martini