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Pooter

A tiny turd

l been constipated for days. All I do is drop an occasional pooter or two.

by 'Nati Sr April 27, 2018

pooter

fuckboy, man whore, etc

He kissed Nancy, Stephanie, and Sophia at John's party, he is such a POOTER.

by camycamsdf June 12, 2019

Pooter

A sexy ass nigga named D'Ovionne aka Dee aka Posted aka Mr. Stealyogirl

omg look girl there go Pooter fine ass

by OtgDee October 23, 2019

Pooter

A slang word for a penis. Synonymous with schlong, ding ding, Wang, cock, etc.

I haven't heard many people use it that way but it was used in my childhood home.

Harry Potter whipped out his hairy pooter and showed the doctor his hog warts.

by Squonkaholic February 23, 2019

pooter

The vagina of a panda. Panda-cooter. Pooter.

I saw a genderbend of Po from Kung Fu Panda. Had a pooter and everything.

by xmurd0cx April 05, 2022

Pooter

An Unskilled Forklift Driver

This Pooter Crashed Into 10 pallets.

by Lilbit6132 April 08, 2022

Pooter

Noun - Of or relating to someone who has ever taken a shit . Oftentimes it relates to someone who has had an extreme dump .

“Dude, that guy is such a pooter. He left his shit all over the bathroom ceiling.”

by Poot2002 January 31, 2019