Country Dictionary

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Shampion Shampoo

Shampoo that gives people real results for longer luscious looking flow

yo check out that bros flow it's sick, people should call him floseidon,he must be using Shampion Shampoo

by Flowmaster9000 February 03, 2011

shampoo dodger

people who don't like washing their hair and don't realise it has gone greasy and horrible.

megan- that girl anya has such greasy hair! joanna- i know, what a shampoo dodger!

by hanzbub. February 15, 2009

Shampooed russalo

When you premature a polish brunch.

Totally Shampooed russalo with a Dirty Austin last night.

by Snedely McSaggins May 28, 2023

Pouring the shampoo

Pouring the shampoo is when you ejaculate on your partner.

I was with this girl, and I was pouring the shampoo all over her!

by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024

shampoo the baby

Basically used to describe the process of having sexual entercourse with a pregnant woman.

- What did you do last night? - It was amazing! I brougth this pregnant chick home. I'm pretty sure I'll shampoo the baby sooner than expected.

by Tcheikovski January 19, 2017

Shampoo Mode

Tight camera view. Making sure the people in your teleconference or Zoom can only see your head and shoulders.

Jeffrey Toobin should have kept his webcam in Shampoo Mode during that call. And his unit in his pants.

by Dr Night October 21, 2020

Shampoo Mode

Tight camera view. Making sure the people in your teleconference or Zoom can only see your head and shoulders.

Jeffrey Toobin should have kept his webcam in Shampoo Mode during that call. And his unit in his pants.

by Dr Night October 21, 2020