A fork of Rural Dictionary
HE IS THE GOD. HE WAS CREATED AT THE START OF THE UNIVERSE.
Who do you worship? Oh I worshup Luke Hamilton Jimmy Rodgers.
Verb.
During intercourse, the man stuffs the womans vagina with ground beef, as much as will fit. Afterwards, she pushes to force the newly formed log out into something that barely resembles a log of jimmy dean ground beef
Man 1: I heard you got pretty weird with the wife last night
Man 2: yeah, I jimmy dean'd her. She wasnt too happy about it
When one leaves crumbs of weed laying around for others to smoke or for later use
Damn look at all them Jimmy Crumbs, pack that shit up.
A female throwing it back on your jimmy rocket aka schlong
Man that girls derrière on my jimmy Fallon last night
when you love someone so fucking much that you would give them anything.
I WOULD GIVE YOU THECWORLD JIMMY GIRL YOU JUST GOTTA BE WORTH IT, O o O, YOU AINT GOTTA BE PERFECT.
When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust
Jerry pulled another Lame Jimmy with the stripper from Jaguars last night.