A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one faps in his sleep after a sensual wet dream.
Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?
when someone you know sleep talks and starts simping over multiple females in their sleep
"yo did you hear dan last?"
"yeah I can't believe he sleep simp 's that hard"
When one falls asleep/passes out while sitting on the toilet, dropping a duece.
Commonly due to extreme exhaustion or extreme intoxication.
"Dude, come check out Paul. He's passed out on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. What a drunk ass!"
"Someone get a picture of that Sleeping Doody."
beating the meat earlier in the evening/day, and then taking a nap
John: Aye, man, why did you pass out yesterday?
Alex: i took a meat sleep
When you give someone the meat and put ‘em to sleep
Travis took Esteban to pound town and gave him a case of the meat sleeps ; she woke up from the meat sleeps with a sore throat
The act of trying to sleep when you are malcolomed
The face one has when driving home after eating too much caramel indulgence cake.
Also refers to a permanent facial condition caused by over using the popular narcotic, "Sleep".
Caramel cake was a bad choice, should have went with the molten volcano vanjmoresdf? cake instead. Now I have to drive all the way home with total sleep face.
Or
Check out that chicks sleep face, looks like it has been cold boiled for hours!