A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sex that starts with Wild Turkey and is gets too wild to remember. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken.
"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in her bed." -- Ryan
Catching the crazy turkey is a sexual act, usually done during the Cow Girl position, where in both the male and female flap their arms without rhythm and gobble savagely.
Michael and Lindsay received complaints from their neighbors because they spent the night catching the crazy turkey.
The act of making turkey noises during sex. Best results come from cunnilingus.
Ryan - "You haven't been sleeping in that bed anyway. Everybody know's where you've been. You've been getin' the- you've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed."
Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)
Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
This is whenot you meet someone and right away you know they are out of their mind and you want to stamp the work crazy right across their forehead.
I just meat Erica...she totally gets the crazy stamp
Really crazy, in a loopy, delusional sense. May derive from the sense of 'as crazy as someone who believes in aliens' i.e. to the extent of wearing tinfoil hats, or, less likely, someone who thinks as differently from a normal person as someone from another planet would.
"Why is Donna pacing in circles mumbling to herself?" "I dunno, the girl is as crazy as aliens."
The act of being crazy to the point where common sense appears to be the last thing attainable through a subjugated existence.
That person committed the vile and despicable mistake of frankly being frazee crazy.