A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of tickling someone's testicles while proceeding to gobble like a turkey
Johnny:*Proceeding to act like a Testicle Ticklin' Turkey*-"Goble goble goble goble goble" *tickles testicles*
Dan- "I told you to stop doing this Johnny"
The fear foreigners (especially Syrians) have of spending the rest of their lives working 12 hours a day in Turkey.
Hey Yasser. What's up? Do you still live in Turkey?
Hey Timo. Yeah , and I'm afraid that I started suffering from Turkey-phobia.
A woman from the turf that engages in turf antics, usually has multiple baby daddies
That girl over there is a Turf Turkey
When one person performs oral favors to a man of advanced age.
Emily loves her sugar daddy. She's dabbing on a turkey every night.
A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure.
Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?
A blowjob that involes making turkey gobbles
I went by Caity’s house and she gave a me a turkey jerky