A fork of Rural Dictionary
The moment you realize your surrounded by a bunch of fat middle aged men trying to be cool.
1. I just got phat uncled in the hot tub
2. As soon as Emma Walked is she was phat uncled by Ron, Brian and Denise. 😂😂
The peak of all insults, 20 times more effective than Ur Grandpap a Trap and Ur Granny Tranny.
"Ur Mom Gay"
"Ur Dad Lesbian"
"Ur Granny Tranny"
"Ur Grandpap a Trap"
"Ur Uncle Normie Non Conformie"...
A new universe is created and we surpass alien life.
When your Step-Grandpa has an affair with your biological aunty, then marries her. Technically not insest, but still immoral.
He used to be my Grandpa by marriage (step) but had an affair with my aunty, so grandma kicked him out and he married aunty. He used to be grandpa, but now he is my uncle ... my uncle grandpa
A term used to describe pyjamas only an old man would wear.
Did you see John last week? He ran across the street in his uncle-grandpas!
To Tighten something like uncle garth
Person 1: "Whos tightened that up? "
Person 2: "Garth's uncle!"
Or
When tigheting something:
Person "Garth it!"
A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.
Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!