Country Dictionary

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Thusa crazy

Arethusa is a eastern sorority based in and around New York State. It's among common knowledge that all girls in this sorority are certifiably batshit crazy.

She put a pencil in your dickhole? I didn't know that bitch was thusa crazy

by Eyyyyyyyoooooo March 29, 2017

the crazy sexy matrix

A hot crazy woman who often sleeps in her next day clothes so as soon as she wakes up, she can get out the door. Usually she forgets something like her purse or to comb her hair. Usually wearing black, or stripes and a long coat that doubles as a blanket.

I just smashed the crazy sexy matrix chick from apartment 31.

by Vegasguy73 January 12, 2017

Crazy boy Spongebob

The guy to send you to BRAZIL or do a VIBE CHECK, the guy to watch spongebob and jerk o... I mean jerk popcorn into his mouth yeah...

Jerry was a crazy boy spongebob last night there was popcorn all over the floor!

by Mr.pat October 30, 2020

shit crazies

When your wild-eyed cat starts going insane, tear-assing around the house because he has to take a dump. After about ten minutes of this, he will then run towards the litter box, and come back into the room all calm and serene.

"Hah!! Peter Fucking Steele has the shit crazies! Looks like the little guy has a growler at the back door!"

by Adele Phytler November 29, 2015

batcrap crazy

A person who is batcrap crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATcrap CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batcrap crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batcrap. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATCRAP CRAZY. ( thank/thanks kbli)

It has been reported brain eating zombies protesting in Washington DC, one was quoted as saying " we are not only starving, we are asking the FDA, to require labeling for those whom are batcrap crazy, warning "taste like batcrap", FDA defended their policy position, "we here at monsanto don't believe in labeling what we put in anyone's food"

by twz January 31, 2015

crazy iarba

Nebunu Weed's evil arch nemesis. He tries to compete with Nebunu Weed in the drug dealer industry, but his so called "iarba" drugs don't even come close to what Nebunu Weed offers. He's jealous of Nebunu Weed's success and tried to replicate it for years but all he got was failure.

Person 1: Ever heard about that Crazy Iarba dude?
Person 2: You mean that Nebunu Weed wannabe? His drugs suck tbh.

by Le Doomed October 27, 2021

CRAZY BRADY

A crazy brandy could be male or female
It refuses to a person who is down to fuck 24/7 😩

YO I WAS WITH THIS CHICK GIRL WAS FULL ON CRAZY BRADY THIS HLOZXY DOD

by thatsmisterdaddymantoyou August 23, 2022