A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your getting on someone’s nerves while they’re watching tv
Lil David : saying stupid shit
Bubba : JUST WATCH THE DAMN SHOW!!
When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength
You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"
Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
An attempt to purchase alcoholic beverages with false identification.
I'm going on The Don and Travis show, do you need me to get any beer for you?
Fat-shion Show: when you are trying on clothing for an event and nothing fits, it is a fat-shion show.
Roxanne come over to see my fat-shion show!
It means quit sagging. Seriously guys, nobody wants to see your underwear.
Edward: *has his shorts all the way down to his knees*
Thomas, visibly disgusted: Edward, please. Show yo gains, not yo Hanes.
Some thing I hope to join one day. (Me currently being 14) A bunch of sequin clad highschoolers dancing and singing. With too much energy at their shows, and always on overdrive 24 seven. They tend to have short attention span‘s, and are always sleep deprived. 80% of them also want to be on Broadway. Overall seems pretty good.
Show choir
A group for closeted men and girls who can’t sing; joined so that they can say they’re in a “sport” even though none of them can run a 50 meter.
Student 1: I fucking hate that kid.
Student: yeah he’s in Show Choir to make it worse
Student 1: what a fag