A fork of Rural Dictionary
Find a nice young lady and drag her underneath the overhanging slut weed.
You say bruh ma weed when ya mom finds ya weed under ya bed and burns it.
Mom: I found your weed. You ain't going out for 10 years!
Me: Bruh ma weed
People asking you who you get your weed from
Random kid-Hey Mathew this is some great weed man who do you get it from?
Mathew- I'm not telling you, you fucking weed poachers!!
A national holiday celebrated on the 21st of April when Jason takes weed on random vc and gets high because funni
"haha funny weed day"
"maybe i'll get high for the vc"
"damn"
Noun. How you feel when you leave with a fresh bag of weed. Rich- as in have an abundance of.
When you’re weed rich you don’t feel the need to conserve or pinch and may be more generous than usual.
Hey man, let’s roll a blunt, I’m weed-rich.
The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.
Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Look At the book by DR. Suess, the loraxe must be on some substance, or the author was on Maharajah.
Your mom is a Weed-Axe