A fork of Rural Dictionary
The uncle that always comes around, but no one is ever looking forward to seeing him. You always make sure he doesn’t get the invite to family gatherings and such, but somehow, he always finds a way
Hey man, this is a really great BBQ so far, hopefully your sisters side of the family doesn’t make it though. I know my kids would hate to see Uncle Sak
uncle j's friend. He, like j, is very weird and drinks faygo. He pretends to not be a auntie masa simp...when he is.
Silver: yo your a masa simp!1!1!!1!1!2!2!1
Second Uncle Shaggy: *puts on auntie masa themed sweater* omg how did you know...
Hey make sure uncle marky mark makes these new electric trucks !
When you've (usually a black guy) spent so much time with white people that you begin to dislike your own race, but due to white people's "whiteness" you still do not feel completely comfortable around them
Black Guy 1: You've spent the last 4 day with Richard, Madison, and Olivia! How do you feel?
Black Guy 2: They are fun, but I'm really starting to feel distant from other black people.
*Richard send a video of a failed dab*
Black Guy 2: "OHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYY?"
Black Guy 1: Yeah bro you're Faking an Uncle Tom
Spouse's steppibling's husband.
My step-co-uncle-in-law is a good person.
1. The husband of one's grandparent's sibling's daughter.
2. The son of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
My cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.
A legendary giant ten by ten barrel of sloppy donkey cocks that tells other people to live in other countries while simultaneously guzzling the cum from his cousins and ramming his dick into beavers fanooter while waving his shot gun around screaming america great again daddy trump
Wow I didn't know you minimized the struggle of african americans because your a racist your such a dirty uncle jay.
