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Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.

“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”

by CreeperAu February 09, 2021

Samsung sausage

Sending a pic of your sausage off of a samsung

Billy showed me his samsung sausage last night and it was beautiful

by Queen fetus know it all January 19, 2022

sausage jockey

A man who enjoys riding the cock of another male

That guys a sausage jockey, he enjoys sitting with cock up his arse

by Sausage sucker January 18, 2025

Sausage jockey

A man who liking sitting with another man’s cock up his asshole

That guys a sausage jockey he enjoys having a cock up his ass

by Sausage sucker January 18, 2025

yes sausage

A sausage is and ultimate furniture installer who is a toothless meth addict with squinty eyes and a receding hair line

Yes sausage, how you doin

by Sausnegg May 20, 2021

sausage-taker

One who willingly accepts the cock into his or her hand, mouth, ass, pussy, or all of the above.

Jackson, that sausage-taker... I knew he was gay.

by Cman April 14, 2005

baloon from sausage party

An ordinary ballon that Some little twat was playing with and decided to put some milk in and throw on the ground in the street

Yo, okja just stepped in that baloon from sausage party

by Bubbbbbbbbby nigler July 19, 2017