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Constrictor rings, are circumferential indentations in a long turd, created by taking pauses, tightening your sphincter, and then continuing with your business

After eating the whole brisket, I left constrictor rings in my big foot sized bowel movement.

Circumferential indentations left when you make a turd so long that you have to take some pauses, tighten your sphincter, and then finish the job.

After eating that whole brisket, I took a Bigfoot sized turd that had constrictor rings.

A band of metal that goes around ones arm to signify badassery. Usually given by someone who has many but sometimes taken off of the body of those you have slain.

"He's a man to reckon with look at all his arm rings!"

An Idiot Ring is a ring shaped mark (usually in the form that of a bruise)created by the kick of a scoped gun (primarily rifles) after the person shooting said gun put their eye too close to the scope,

Will forgot to keep some distance from his muzzleloader’s scope and got a gnarly Idiot Ring.

1. Orphan Ring is an orphaned fried good or goods, consummated amongst other unassorted fried dishes.

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2. An Orphans ring.

1. I ordered French Fries and received a lucky Orphan Ring at the bottom!

2. Sweet! Barnacles from a deep fryer yielded me Orphan Rings on my Blooming Onion.

Slapping someone’s balls as hard as you can

John: dude my new gf is really into ringing the bell.

Jack: that sucks for you, your balls are gonna be so sore from being hit that much