A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you go to sleep eating nothing because you're living in poverty
Kid: Mom I'm hungry what's for dinner?
Mom: A bowl of sleep, now get to bed!
Kid:Awww
That midway point between sleep and awakeness.
I was drip-sleeping in class because I got no sleep last night.
Sleeping hippo
A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight
You can’t sleep during September
Friend 1: “I failed no sleep September”
Friend 2: “there is always next year”
Often used for massive mixed racial people like Terrell Jacks.
Wow terrell you look like two guys in a sleeping bag!!
The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.
When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.
The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.