Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dick Suckin Freak

A person who is just generally weird and likes to suck dick. Typically a female.

Man 1: You're a dick suckin freak!
Women 1: Am not! I've only sucked one dick!

by alabama isnt so bad :) April 28, 2020

cheesey dick

a strain of cannabis,
genetics
moby dick x big buddah cheese

mmm that (cheesey dick) smells pukka

by ched!! May 18, 2011

absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna

look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head

Dick licker

A person that likes to lick dick for a living

Drew called lia a dick licker after the blow job

by Hoes mad 69 June 26, 2018

Dick Licker

A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.

"Hey you Dick Licker, quit crying and get to work!"

by B1992 June 29, 2016

Dick Licker

A person that tries to figure out how many licks it takes to make a penis cum.

bone yodeler bone yodeller suck-n-speak Dick Licker cum guzzler twinkie sucker wood muncher

by Clevemeyer October 21, 2015