A fork of Rural Dictionary
when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams
"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally was dick jinxed and really fucked up" "AHHH! Dick Jinxed! SHIT!"
When a dick can be used just like the arm of an octopus. it usually doesn't get looked at as attractive.
Person 1: Yo homie u got a small ass dick bro Person 2: nah homie I got the Octopus dick in my pants
A fuckin beaut of an Ottawa Senators draft pick, Historically the Dyck clan was a part of Roman gods, until the great early war took place and they were cast down to just simple royalty, then forming the new Hard Dick clan, otherwise known as of today "The Dicks"
Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick" Example: "honey were out of sugar" " No worries we can just ask of friendly neighborhoods Dicks to sauce us over some Sugar for these wicked biscuits were whippin up"
April 15 three days after grab ass day
Go grab his dick it’s grab dick day
4/22 grab that dick day go grab your bays dick
I'ma grab your dick because its National Grab Dick day
it’s September 2, just a random day to grab a boys dick
Hey Jonny ,today’s grab dick day
On march 12 you get to grab a boy dick you
Gab dick Why would you do that Its grab dick day